"Naturally-born"

I could seriously give a flying fuck whether Obama was born in Kenya or the states or the fucking former-USSR. What the fuck does it matter? He is obviously American now. Or do you seriously think his loyalties with some other country come before his for the US? If so, then there is only one explanation as to why he would want to run for president of the US: he is the main component in a massive plot against America that went completely undetected by the CIA and now this secret operation is in control of the most powerful position in the Executive Branch of the US Government. How fucking retarded does that sound when you actually think about?
Really.
Fucking.
Retarded.
And why does one have to be “naturally-born”? That sounds so nationalistic! What are we Nazi Germany? Might as well be, you racist mother-fucking nation. We get a black guy into the White House and you have to find every possible way to get him out as if to say “oh, our bad, we didn’t want that decision to improve our standing in the world opinion, we take it back, can we do a re-vote?”. You people have no idea how this election was perceived by the rest of the world. We won a lot of respect and it’s just like you to fuck that up for the rest of the country by making it appear as if our own people can’t even agree on whether shit that happened because the majority of Americans wanted it to happen should have happened. That’s retarded.
“Naturally born”. Goddamn it. We are only in this country because our ancestors migrated here. That was the fucking purpose behind the country. Schwarzenegger has been a US citizen for longer than many politicians have been alive but he can never run for President while the others theoretically could. That’s retarded. And I say theoretically because no 35-year-old is ever going to win the Presidency because 35-year-olds are “too young” and “inexperienced”. All they ever want is change. Like that bastard John Kennedy. Goddamn him and his radical ways. We all know how an American solved that problem. I bet you’re all hoping someone does the same to Obama, you stupid arshlöcher! How many Americans would kill Obama right now if they knew they wouldn’t stand trial for it? Yeah you know the answer is a lot. Now think about how fucked up that is. People would kill a man (against your 10 commandments you all raise hell about preserving) and use as an excuse “well he wasn’t born here”. How is that any different from Nazi Germany?
At the very worst, you have to put up with him for 3 more years and then you elect a new person. And if it gets too outta line, just impeach him. But for god sakes don’t go about it cowardly and attack his mother-fucking citizenship. Attack his politics, at least then you’re making headway towards what would be “better” for the country because otherwise, once you’re done, the answer to who should be the next president would be reliant completely on the issue of whether or not he was born in the US. What a joke. Well thank god Obama’s outta here… Joe Biden, I guess he’s alright, at least he was born in America… STUPID!


Cullowhee peeps: back me up on this!